|me:||i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap|
|her:||my parents aren't home|
|me:||he is ASLEEP|
every single one of these posts are gold
yes this is pizza
Ladies, gents and non-binaries: Stephen Fry, man who possesses the most common sense of any human on earth.
HOW THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO STYLE THIS WIG WHAT THE FUCK I’M ALMOST GIVING UP ON THIS COSPLAY GOODBYE
I’ve got a thing I want to share:
I have blocked so many of tumblr’s social justice buzzwords. So many.
I refuse to feel guilty...